sarcasmsaidit:

these college emails i’ve been getting have started to sound more and more serial killer-ish.
When someone is crying, of course, the noble thing to do is to comfort them. But if someone is trying to hide their tears, it may also be noble to pretend you do not notice them. Lemony Snicket (via stay-ocean-minded)
4himglory:

Blackout Cake | The Tart Tart